Thursday, August 23, 2012

Downward Facing Half Lotus Dragonfly Plank

I registered for a yoga class today.  Flow Yoga is the name of the class.  The description promises it to be good for beginners, which is great since I've never been to a yoga class before.  I'm pretty excited.  Smang is coming with me, which makes me even more excited.  I'm uncomfortable doing new things, so it's good that I'll have a yoga buddy.  I'm a little nervous that I'm going to make myself look like an ass, but I'm more nervous that I'm going to fart.  I'd like to go back, and if I go chemical, I'm going to have to start from square one.   Class is Tuesday.   NO CHIPOTLE MONDAY!!

And, I got mah hurrs did today.  I came across this picture on the worldwideweb and sent it to my hairdresser on a whim, last night.


Well, she responded within seconds, "love it, see you tomorrow at 2:30, good?"   Umm....yeah.  Ok.  Tomoorow.  Good.   I will spend months, MONTHS, agonizing over a haircut, then get the same exact thing.  Always.   Well I walked in today, sat down, donned my Batman cape, and took a breath.  "We doing that cut?" Patricia said.   "Yup"   And out came the scissors, and razor.   RAZOR.    I love it.  LOVE.  I think it makes my whole face look different.  Patricia, the nut she is,  requested that I recreate the photo.  I wonder if my blow job face looks the same.   Hmm, well, until then, here's my driving face. 



PS....I love those sunglasses so goddamned much, I want to wear them every second of the day.  That's all I have to say about that.  

2 comments:

  1. If you fart, i promise to laugh.

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  2. If I fart, I will laugh so hard, I will follow it up with peeing on the floor

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